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Junk
Yuo Sou, sailed to the shore on his traditional Chinese junk(1) to say a final goodbye at the Geisha he so fondly admired one last time.
"Yin, please reconsider a ride on my junk(1)," the warlord said grinning.
The Geisha smiled at the thought and said, "Your junk(1) is certainly big."
"Indeed it is, a full three hundred feet long and a whole 50 feet wide. My junk(1) is enormous," Sou replied.
"I'll have to admit, while your junk(1) is big, it has junk(2) all over the bottom of it," Yin replied.
"My junk(1), mave have junk(2) on the bottom of it and junk(3) sprawled across the top of it, but there is junk(4) to be eaten and junk(5) to be enjoyed within it. You won't get an opportunity like this again," Yuo Sou reasoned.
"Yet, I think I'll pass," Yin replied.
"Why?" asked Yuo.
"Because no matter how big your junk(1) is, your junk(6) is still too small" Yin said, breaking the warlords heart.
---------------------------------The table of Junk------------------------------
Junk (1): A Sea going ship of traditional Chinese design.
Junk (2): The salt layer that builds on the bottom of a sea going ship.
Junk (3): Garbage.
Junk (4): Salted meat.
Junk (5): Slang for heroin.
Junk (6): Slang for a males private parts.
You can find these definitions at dictionary.com
"Yin, please reconsider a ride on my junk(1)," the warlord said grinning.
The Geisha smiled at the thought and said, "Your junk(1) is certainly big."
"Indeed it is, a full three hundred feet long and a whole 50 feet wide. My junk(1) is enormous," Sou replied.
"I'll have to admit, while your junk(1) is big, it has junk(2) all over the bottom of it," Yin replied.
"My junk(1), mave have junk(2) on the bottom of it and junk(3) sprawled across the top of it, but there is junk(4) to be eaten and junk(5) to be enjoyed within it. You won't get an opportunity like this again," Yuo Sou reasoned.
"Yet, I think I'll pass," Yin replied.
"Why?" asked Yuo.
"Because no matter how big your junk(1) is, your junk(6) is still too small" Yin said, breaking the warlords heart.
---------------------------------The table of Junk------------------------------
Junk (1): A Sea going ship of traditional Chinese design.
Junk (2): The salt layer that builds on the bottom of a sea going ship.
Junk (3): Garbage.
Junk (4): Salted meat.
Junk (5): Slang for heroin.
Junk (6): Slang for a males private parts.
You can find these definitions at dictionary.com
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